Kim Jong Un and His People at Their Best.

Daaaaaamn! I got a laugh out of a few, as they are truly creative and a nice change from typical political rhetoric. A real show of prose by the North Korean government. My personal favorite being...

"The United States, with its large physical size is oblivious to the shame of playing hide and seek as children with runny noses would"

Now, I've been thinking this one over and over and have come up with a couple of theories.

A) He is referring to a kid so engrossed in his game of Hide and Seek that he is oblivious to his runny nose, a over sight of personal hygiene that is, by all accounts, shameful.

B) He is claiming that hide and go seek is a shameful game per se, adding the kids with runny noses as literary imagery.

C) He is using hide and seek as a metaphor for the supposed attack on their 3G network. Implying that the states are like little kids, playing games, when really they should be a man about things. You call your enemy "a wicked black monkey" to their face and then promise "inescapable deadly blows", None of this internet hacking bullshit.

D) He is comparing the United States to a fat kid playing Hide and Seek; the kid being to fat to really play the game well, and the runny nose coming from the difficulty that fat kids experience when they physically exert themselves...and that it is all very shameful.

UPDATE: A friend of mine who majored in Asian History and Language Studies, specializing in North Korea, took the time to translate what Kim Jong Un actually meant by the above statement.

"The United States, with its large physical size is oblivious to the shame of playing hide and seek as children with runny noses would"

Translation: "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"